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Re: Twin sisters get married [Re: WAWI] #15034647 04/02/24 07:37 PM
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Originally Posted by WAWI
I just don't know that being married to a woman with 2 mouths is a good idea beyond the obvious



One of your most cogent statements ever posted here.


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Re: Twin sisters get married [Re: rj74955] #15034651 04/02/24 07:38 PM
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Originally Posted by rj74955
There are some pictures out there that can’t be posted here fyi. If a person doesn’t mind being watched really close, one of the sisters seems to be more fun than the other.

^That’s just good investigative reporting right there. Thank you RJ!

Re: Twin sisters get married [Re: RayBob] #15034656 04/02/24 07:47 PM
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Originally Posted by WAWI
I just don't know that being married to a woman with 2 mouths is a good idea beyond the obvious

“…beyond the obvious”…Twice the morning breath?

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Re: Twin sisters get married [Re: Sawhorse] #15034678 04/02/24 08:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Sawhorse
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I just don't know that being married to a woman with 2 mouths is a good idea beyond the obvious

“…beyond the obvious”…Twice the morning breath?

roflmao

Two mouths and only one 'dad gum thing'. So many questions, so little time.


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Re: Twin sisters get married [Re: Bob Davis] #15034681 04/02/24 08:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Bob Davis
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I just don't know that being married to a woman with 2 mouths is a good idea beyond the obvious

“…beyond the obvious”…Twice the morning breath?

roflmao

Two mouths and only one 'dad gum thing'. So many questions, so little time.



Yes, I have a buncha questions too. Most inappropriate.


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Re: Twin sisters get married [Re: Sawhorse] #15034753 04/02/24 08:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Sawhorse
Originally Posted by WAWI
I just don't know that being married to a woman with 2 mouths is a good idea beyond the obvious

“…beyond the obvious”…Twice the morning breath?

roflmao

Re: Twin sisters get married [Re: Bigbob_FTW] #15034815 04/02/24 09:45 PM
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so did the non married one have to close her eyes during the honeymoon consummation?


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Re: Twin sisters get married [Re: Chris B] #15034987 04/03/24 12:41 AM
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Who works the legs?


From what I understand, one person controls the right arm and leg, and the other person controls the other side. It is supposed to be quite an effort for them to walk.


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Re: Twin sisters get married [Re: machinist] #15034999 04/03/24 12:45 AM
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Many, many years ago I dated a pair of regular twins. Identical twins, couldn’t tell them apart even with their clothes off.


You dated a twin and saw each one naked? Man, a real "menage a twin."

I dated a twin in junior high. At first, I had a very hard time telling them apart. Later, I could easily do so. The one I dated was slighter of build, shorter and much more reserved.


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Re: Twin sisters get married [Re: Rayzor] #15035461 04/03/24 03:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Rayzor
Originally Posted by machinist
Many, many years ago I dated a pair of regular twins. Identical twins, couldn’t tell them apart even with their clothes off.


You dated a twin and saw each one naked? Man, a real "menage a twin."

I dated a twin in junior high. At first, I had a very hard time telling them apart. Later, I could easily do so. The one I dated was slighter of build, shorter and much more reserved.

I could not tell them apart clothed or unclothed. They were within a pound of each other exactly the same height. I put there initials in each ones palm one night and tried 3 times to tell which was which I got it right 1 time. They had totally opposite personalities. One was a party animal. If she couldn’t find a party she would start one. The other was just happy curled up on the couch reading a book. The kicker to the whole deal was their Grandparents moved to assisted living and gave the two their house when the girls were seniors in high school.


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Re: Twin sisters get married [Re: Bigbob_FTW] #15035551 04/03/24 04:58 PM
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Doesn't apply here, but

Identical twins . . . aren't.


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Re: Twin sisters get married [Re: machinist] #15035994 04/04/24 12:53 AM
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Many, many years ago I dated a pair of regular twins. Identical twins, couldn’t tell them apart even with their clothes off.


You dated a twin and saw each one naked? Man, a real "menage a twin."

I dated a twin in junior high. At first, I had a very hard time telling them apart. Later, I could easily do so. The one I dated was slighter of build, shorter and much more reserved.

I could not tell them apart clothed or unclothed. They were within a pound of each other exactly the same height. I put there initials in each ones palm one night and tried 3 times to tell which was which I got it right 1 time. They had totally opposite personalities. One was a party animal. If she couldn’t find a party she would start one. The other was just happy curled up on the couch reading a book. The kicker to the whole deal was their Grandparents moved to assisted living and gave the two their house when the girls were seniors in high school.


Please explain how you saw both girls naked. Was it buy accident or design?


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Re: Twin sisters get married [Re: Rayzor] #15036005 04/04/24 01:05 AM
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Originally Posted by Rayzor
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Originally Posted by machinist
Many, many years ago I dated a pair of regular twins. Identical twins, couldn’t tell them apart even with their clothes off.


You dated a twin and saw each one naked? Man, a real "menage a twin."

I dated a twin in junior high. At first, I had a very hard time telling them apart. Later, I could easily do so. The one I dated was slighter of build, shorter and much more reserved.

I could not tell them apart clothed or unclothed. They were within a pound of each other exactly the same height. I put there initials in each ones palm one night and tried 3 times to tell which was which I got it right 1 time. They had totally opposite personalities. One was a party animal. If she couldn’t find a party she would start one. The other was just happy curled up on the couch reading a book. The kicker to the whole deal was their Grandparents moved to assisted living and gave the two their house when the girls were seniors in high school.


Please explain how you saw both girls naked. Was it buy accident or design?


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Originally Posted by machinist
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Many, many years ago I dated a pair of regular twins. Identical twins, couldn’t tell them apart even with their clothes off.


You dated a twin and saw each one naked? Man, a real "menage a twin."

I dated a twin in junior high. At first, I had a very hard time telling them apart. Later, I could easily do so. The one I dated was slighter of build, shorter and much more reserved.

I could not tell them apart clothed or unclothed. They were within a pound of each other exactly the same height. I put there initials in each ones palm one night and tried 3 times to tell which was which I got it right 1 time. They had totally opposite personalities. One was a party animal. If she couldn’t find a party she would start one. The other was just happy curled up on the couch reading a book. The kicker to the whole deal was their Grandparents moved to assisted living and gave the two their house when the girls were seniors in high school.

That sounds better than hitting the lottery

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Originally Posted by Nickbyrd
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Originally Posted by Rayzor
Originally Posted by machinist
Many, many years ago I dated a pair of regular twins. Identical twins, couldn’t tell them apart even with their clothes off.


You dated a twin and saw each one naked? Man, a real "menage a twin."

I dated a twin in junior high. At first, I had a very hard time telling them apart. Later, I could easily do so. The one I dated was slighter of build, shorter and much more reserved.

I could not tell them apart clothed or unclothed. They were within a pound of each other exactly the same height. I put there initials in each ones palm one night and tried 3 times to tell which was which I got it right 1 time. They had totally opposite personalities. One was a party animal. If she couldn’t find a party she would start one. The other was just happy curled up on the couch reading a book. The kicker to the whole deal was their Grandparents moved to assisted living and gave the two their house when the girls were seniors in high school.

That sounds better than hitting the lottery


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